cerita cita citra

cerita sepupu haron jendol.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:24:00 +0000

Al-kisah disebutlah kisah yg telah dikisahkan, sepupu Haron Jendol, Haryantimah, seorang wanita muda telah ter'bersalin' di dalam sebuah lif di sebuah kompleks membeli belah yang termahsyur di ibu kota. Dia pun malu bagai nak gila dan tak mahu keluar dari lif tersebut. Pihak pengurusan kompleks membeli belah tersebut pun memanggil polis, bomba dan seorang pakar psikologi bernama, Encik Noraruddin Ahmad. Setibanya semua di tempat kejadian, Encik Noraruddin Ahmad pun cuba berkomunikasi dengan Haryantimah,

"Puan.. Keluarlah.. Aper yang nak dimalukan.. Perkara biase jer nih."

Haryantimah pun menjawab,

"Tak mau! Tak mau! Saya malu!"

Encik Noraruddin Ahmad menambah,

"Alah puan.. Tahun lepas saya ada satu kes lagi terok.. Pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang plak tu! Takde ape yang nak dimalukan puan."

Mendengar kata-kata Encik Noraruddin Ahmad, Haryantimah terus meraung bagai nak gila lalu berkata,

"Yang tu pon sayer jugak! Uwaaaaaa!!!"

Encik Noraruddin Ahmad,

"Erkk, wt*!"

:-P

cerita haron jendol.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:16:00 +0000

Pada suatu hari, Haron Jendol nak belikan hadiah harijadi utk awek barunya, Mek Salmah. So, si Haron Jendol ajaklah adik perempuan sepupunya utk temankan dia shopping kat Sogo. Oleh kerana mereka baru 2 bulan berkawan, jadi si Haron Jendol decide utk belikan Mek Salmah satu topi kain fesyen baru (lebih krg mcm snow cap gitu) warna hitam, supaya xlah nmpk dia beriya2 sgt. Dan kebetulan Haron Jendol tgk adik sepupu dia pakai snow cap bunga2 nmpk comel plak. So, dia belikan utk Mek Salmah satu.

Adik sepupu Haron Jendol yg perempuan tu pulak beli sehelai seluar dalam baru warna hitam berbunga2 sbb kebetulan ade sale kat area2 situ. Masa bayar, dgn xsengaja dah tertukar kotak topi tu dgn seluar dlm adik sepupu Haron Jendol!

Selepas byr, Haron Jendol pun teros ke kaunter hadiah dan suruh diorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. Kemudian, dia blk ke rumah dan tulis sepucuk surat utk Mek Salmah serta megeposkannya bersama hadiah yg dah tersilap tu.

Surat yg dia tulis tu berbunyi cenggini :

"Istimewa utk kekasihku Mek Salmah.. Haron pilih hadiah ni kerana Salmah tak pernah pakai bila kita keluar jalan2 dan selalu mengadu sbb panas. Kalau bukan sebab adik sepupu Haron, Haron dah nak beli yg lagi jarang supaya kalau berpeloh taklah lembab sgt. Tp, Haron tengok adik sepupu Haron pakai yg ada bunga2 tu nmpk cantik pulak. Haron pilih warna hitam tu supaya tak nampak kotor. Promoter yg jual tu tunjuk dia punya dah seminggu tak basuh. Haron tgk nampak elok je! Haron suruh dia try Salmah punya sebab saiz promoter tu lebih kurang Salmah je. Memang cantik dan menarik! Harapnya Salmah suka sbb Haron rasa mmg sesuai dgn Salmah. Comel gitu! Tak sabar rasanya nak tgk Salmah pakai depan Haron. Haron harap Salmah akan pakai utk Haron hujung minggu nie."

Salam sayang ucuk acin utk kekasihku, Mek Salmah..

p/s : Kalau Salmah nak pakai, Haron nampak style terbaru ialah dgn melipat bahagian depan dan menampakkan sedikit rambut.

Yang Menyayangimu,
Haron Jendol.

:-P

cerita ali.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:03:00 +0000

Pada suatu hari, Ali dan Abu baru pulang dari bandar. Utk smpi ke kampung, mereka terpaksa melalui jalan pintas yg bersebelahan dgn kawasan perkuburan. Hati mereka berdebar2 semasa melalui kawasan perkuburan itu dan dalam sayup2 mlm mereka terdengar bunyi ketukan dari kawasan perkuburan.

Mereka berdua memberanikan diri utk melihat dari mana dtg bunyi itu. Dgn perlahan2 mereka menghampiri kawasan kubur dan ternampak seorang tua sedang mengetuk batu nisan meggunakan tukul besi dan pahat. Dlm keadaan yg agk gelap itu, org tua tersebut tekun mengukir sesuatu di atas batu nisan.

Ali bersuara, "Fuh, terkejut kitorang, igtkan pakcik ni hantu td, buat kitorang terkejut je".

Sambil merapati org tua itu, Abu bertanya, "Apa yg pakcik buat mlm2 kat kubur ni?"

Org tua itu menjawab dgn marah, "Bodoh betol dia org ni! Dia org salah eja nama pakcik!"

"Ooooo", kata Ali dan Abu sambil mengiyakan.

:-P

i just know it.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:26:00 +0000

Giggs claims BBC crown

Ryan Giggs has added yet another accolade to his already bulging collection after being crowned the 2009 BBC Sports Personality of the Year.

The Reds' record appearance-maker beat off competition from a host of top sportsmen and women, including F1 champion Jenson Button and world heptathlon champion Jessica Ennis who came second and third respectively. He is the footballer to win the coveted prize since former team-mate David Beckham in 2001.

Giggs was presented with his award by Olympic cycling legend Sir Chris Hoy and England cricket star Freddie Flintoff at a star-studded ceremony on Sunday night at Sheffield Arena. Ryan was visibly shocked during the presentation, but absolutely delighted by the honour.

"This is a big shock," admitted Ryan. "I'd like to thank the BBC for putting on a brilliant night and to thank everyone who voted for me.

"Honestly, this feels unbelievable. I've been lucky enough to win a lot of things in my career, playing with great players, playing for the greatest manager that's ever lived, and playing for the greatest club.

WHY SHOULD RYAN WIN?

- He made 821 appearances and scored 151 goals for MU for now.
- He became the only player to score in every Premier League season from 1992/93 to 2009/10.
- He won 11 league titles, 4 FA Cup winner and 2 Champions Leagues winner with United.
- Ryan was awarded the OBE (Order of the British Empire) for his services to football in 2007.

YEAH!! HE'S THE LEGENDS!!

buaya.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:28:00 +0000

~__~

white td final ultimate v3.53.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:38:00 +0000

Bila anda kalah pada level terakhir.

Anda akan rasa2 nak sepak org yg buat game ni.

Giler ape nak kill hero ni.
HP = 10,000,000
Mana = 10,000,000

Any idea? T__T

semangat itu penting.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:39:00 +0000

we lose the cup.
we aim for the league.
keep training.
we keep training.

p/s : Sory chip tak dpt dtg training.

tercari-cari arti cinta.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:45:00 +0000

T_____T

badan peluh kepala pening.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:58:00 +0000

esok pagi ada lab.
hari ni demam tak baik lagi.
esok petang ade game.
hari ni badan tak fit lagi.
esok malam ada mid-term.
hari ni aku tak study lagi.
lagi dan lagi. T__T

no entry.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:21:00 +0000

People keep saying,

"Nothing Is Perfect."

What do you say?

I say,

PERFECT IS NOTHING.

hari yg baik untuk menang pada hari esok.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:42:00 +0000

FLAMES 3 - 1 BARCALA FC

Hari ini kita ukur kemampuan kita.
Hari ini kita tahu kelemahan kita.
Hari ini mereka robek gawang kita.
Hari ini kita belajar tentang kita.
Hari ini kita kerah keringat kita.
Hari ini kita rai kemenangan kita.
Kemenangan pertama untuk kita.
SEMANGAT KITA!!

LARGA VIDA BARCALA!

http://barcalafc.blogspot.com/

mohd adam.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:25:00 +0000

13 NOVEMBER 2009

I'm very2 happy for my mom. Congrats. And hopes Adam cepat sihat and cepat kuar hospital.

شکور الحمدلله

ogvks@port dickson.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:09:00 +0000

Ting Tong!
Tak larat nak taip.
- plan yg aku xbape update.
- aku jugak tak berapa pasti utk pergi.
- last2 pegi gak.
- bertolak pagi ala2 koboi.
- smpi di PD tghr mcm tu.
- 13 org pegi.
- maen kad. (kencing & mafia)
- mkn2.
- blk swimming fool.
- tepong?
- tido. 1 hari tak tido.
- breakfast. (kira lunch sbnrnye)
- tanjung tuan.
- sapik hero. shedot heroin.
- pd walk.
- pulang.

Nasi kukus ayam panggang.

Hujan tepong.

Sebelah tu encik lalalalalalalalalaland.

Breakfast? Lunch?

Lompat laju2.

Seorang mangsa lemas berjaya diselamatkan, seorang lagi?

p/s : Thanks ppl. Next operation dude. Director yg sama lg. \m/>.<\m/

ehem.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:56:00 +0000

- THANKS GOD.
- wayang.
- sleep.
- meet de menjengkelkan.
- wayang tanpa tiket.
- photoshop.
- futsal.
- add subject.
- biler nak gi kelas?

di Sekolah@MMU Kuala Selangor.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Ting tong!

Yeah! Diceritakan di cuti trimester ni, Arie (bukan nama sebenar) telah di'invite' utk men'join' program Sekolah@MMU Kuala Selangor. For sure best! N berbagai2 jenis insan yg aku jumpa dan kenal. Thanks to yg invite last minute as a subsitute (giler super sub). So, aku di'assign'kan as komiti teknikal atau nama famousnyer, komiti rajin, kuat, bersemangat wajer, badan ketak2 dan tak lupa juga sopan santun. Cuma utk program kali ni, komiti teknikal hanya ada 3 org je, aku, aspa n ezat. So, thanks to komiti2 lain yg bnyk menolong kitorg. Alhamdulillah flow program shoot cantek je dari opening smpi closing. Even ada error, tp, bg aku itu sgt minor jika nk dijadikan topik membahan atau berborak2 kosong di warong Mak Teh and etc. Nobody is perfect. An?? An?? An?? :D Student SMK Dato' Haron (U ke O weh?) sumer okies2 belaka. Sporting, sport rim, spoiler, ape lagi?? Kira terbaek la. N komiti juga sgt2 memberi komitmen dgn part msg2 even part org lain pon mereka sgt komitet utk tolong. Korang mmg terbaek la. N congrats utk Director, En Syafiq Azhar, ID : 1071120432, berasal dari Bkt Katil, Melaka (area2 JPJ Melaka gak ah) coz telah berjoyo menjoyokan program ni. Congrats to all!! After program sekolah, mcm biasa la, program utk komiti2. Sgt2 best juga. Dorani Homestay diberi nama. View sgt2 superb. Rumah ditengah2 sawah. Angin mmg sepoi2 bahasa Arab. Makanan?? Sedap hingga tak termakan (tank saya kecil). Mak & Ayah sgt best. Lima hari kitorang berprogram, Alhamdulillah, 5 hari saya rasa senorok sesenoroknye. Thanks!! ^_________^

Moment best??
- Game aktivit & komiti aktivi terbaek!
- Acab tido sgt syomel.
- Makanan asrama diorg sgt sdp.
- Abg Arie = Abg Uweeeeekkkk!
- Kata kunci photoshoot dan kodak akan dijadikan kata kunci rasmi.
- Shaver & earphone aku ghaib.
- Mimpi ngeri biro protokol?
- Post mortem (salah eja?) Arif, Aspa, Roy.
- Kelip2 tu tepong rupanya.
- Panggilan kepada komiti berbunyi, "Protokol Arif, mane Teknikal Aspa? Bukan ke dia berlari2 anak bersama2 Aktiviti Adal? Tadi, Hicom Acab dgn Director Sapik pon aku tgk berlari2 anak bersama Welfair Aidid?"

So, aku end ceritacitacitra aku ni dgn satu tone,

"Terunggul.. Di mata.. Dunia.."
(sambil melambai2kan tgn)

:D

Negaraka the opening.

Ikrar a.k.a. Janji.Uweeekk!
LDK.
Kelas IT.
Survivor.
Pulau Impian.
The closing.
Go SO.. Go DA.. Go SODA!
Sekolah@MMU Kuala Selangor the comittee.
Tuan Director.

Kawat tangan?

Mencedok ke langit.

Bendang.

Nasi Ambang.

Selamat Tinggal Dunia by Adal de CAMERA.

Acab tergolek atau menggolek?

Kejora katanya.

Cover album. Hahahaha!

TERBAEK!!

p/s : Credit to all photographer. Yeah! \m/>.<\m/

cska moscow 0 - 1 manchester united.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:25:00 +0000

CSKA MOSCOW 0
MANCHESTER UNITED 1
Valencia (86)

Click here for video highlights.

is it?

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:22:00 +0000

what is the most important things in life ??

it is LIFE itself.

think.

^____^

manchester united 2 - 1 bolton wanderers.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:49:00 +0000

MANCHESTER UNITED 2
Knight (4 og)
Valencia (33)
BOLTON WANDERERS 1
Taylor (75)

Click here for videos highlights.

only god knows why.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:04:00 +0000

I've been sittin here
Tryin to find myself
I get behind myself
I need to rewind myself
Lookin for the payback
Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
And I feel like number one
Yet I'm last in line
I watch my youngest son
And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain
I made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name
They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck with me
It's hard to hang out in crowds
I guess that's the price you pay
To be some big shot like I am
Out strecthed hands and one night stands
Still I can't find love

And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around

Yeah
As it...hey

And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around

People don't know about the things I say and do
They don't understand about the shit that I've been through
It's been so long since I've been home
I've been gone, I've been gone for way too long
Maybe I forgot all things I miss
Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine
No I ain't seen mine
I've been giving just ain't been gettin
I've been walking that there line
So I think I'll keep a walking
With my head held high
I'll keep moving on and only God knows why

Only God
Only God
Only God knows why, why, why, why
Only God...knows...why, why, why
Only God knows why
Take me to the river edge
Take me to the river, hey hey hey

- kid rock

can u?

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:58:00 +0000

b e z a k a n

PENTING

LEBIH PENTING

PALING PENTING

- an? an? an?

agak la.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:42:00 +0000

BAGAIKAN HABIS EXAM YG RESULTNYA KONON GEMPAK.

w o r r i e d

manchester united 2 - 2 sunderland.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:24:00 +0000

MANCHESTER UNTED 2
Berbatov (50)
Ferdinand (90 og)
SUNDERLAND 2
Bent (7)
Jones (58)

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manchester united 2 - 1 vfl wolfsburg.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:02:00 +0000

MANCHESTER UNITED 2
Giggs (59)
Carrick (78)
VFL WOLFSBURG 1
Dzeko (56)

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stoke city 0 - 2 manchester united.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:31:00 +0000

STOKE CITY 0
MANCHESTER UNITED 2
Berbatov (62)
O'Shea (77)

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demam epl raya.

noreply@blogger.com (arie kama) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:27:00 +0000

Menjadi kebiasaan di kg aku pada raya ke-3 : Pesta Bola Raya. Cuma kali lain skit. Lebih kpd demam epl. Nama team diorang je dah cukup utk menggerunkan pihak lawan. This year aku main team PARIT ALAI FC .

GROUP A
PARIT ALAI FC
BENCI ADEBAYOR FC
KEPOMPONG FC
TRUE BLUE FC

GROUP B
BENCI ARSENAL FC
BELUNCAS FC
PAK TAM DUDA FC
OTAI FC

Group Stage
PARIT ALAI FC 4 - 0 BENCI ADEBAYOR FC
PARIT ALAI FC 4 - 1 KEPOMPONG FC
PARIT ALAI FC 7 - 1 TRUE BLUE FC
Semi-Final
PARIT ALAI FC 3 - 2 BELUNCAS FC
Final
PARIT ALAI FC 1 - 3 OTAI FC

Majlis dirasmikan oleh YB. Ok la kitorang kalah final. Janji aku score 3. OTAI FC mmg jaguh2 kampung semua. Tahun ni siap ada player terbaik kejohanan n top goal scorers. Sedar xsedar tradisi pesta bola raya ni dah 18 tahun rupa2nyer. YB janji akn tukarkan piala utk edisi ke-19. Jgn tak tukar ye YB. \m/>.<\m/